I was all set to write the final column on the Great Betty Crocker Lookalike Contest. I had even come up with my opening paragraph. It was simple –one sentence: ”There is no Betty Crocker.” And that ...

My passion for the new Betty Crocker continues unabated, and I have been looking for proper areas to channel my lust. Last week I confessed to you that my attraction for Betty Crocker–the new, 1986 ...